Supreme Confidence and Boundless Optimism

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Supreme Confidence and Boundless Optimism

“A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved. He inspires the power and energy to get it done.” ~ Ralph Lauren The Kings are the Masters of their respective Element and the King of Wands, being the Master of the Element of Fire, is the Master of anything his heart desires. His driving force is the desire to express his own unique personality fully and to shine brightly in the world. His weak point is a lack of attention to detail but that is usually not a problem since he is charismatic enough to gather people around him who are inspired by his vision and more than happy to help with the more menial tasks. Another possible weakness is arrogance and lack of understanding for those who, unlike him (or her as the card can signify either gender) is not as inclined to pursue success. It is quite amazing to watch how quick people are to forgive him is pride though. They often wish to be near him so that some of his boundless optimism will rub off on them. This quote could have been penned by the King of Wands himself: “Destiny is not a matter of chance, but of choice. Not something to wish for, but to attain.” ~ William Jennings Bryan Affirmation: “I understand that I am as powerful as I think I am and banish any limitations to my power now.” King of Wands Prayer Dear Mother-Father God (or whichever higher power you acknowledge), thank you for granting me the possibility of mastering anything my heart desires. I pray for the right blend of confidence and humility as I set out to manifest my goals. So mote it be! (listen to prayer on Instagram) Correspondences for the King of Wands Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius (first two decans) and Scorpio (final decan) Element: Fire of Fire Archangel: Michael (Angel of Fire) and Sachiel (Ruler of Jupiter/Sagittarius) Gemstone: Amber and Chrysocolla Scent: Sage Deck used: The Gendron Tarot Blessed be!...

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Dating the King of Wands

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Dating the King of Wands

A natural-born leader, this guy is the Master of the Fire Element . If it is one thing he’s not short on it’s confidence.  But where will his confidence take him? Will he be on stage doing stand-up comedy or is he busy organising the next coup d’état? And what about intimacy? How important you are to him may ultimately be determined by how willing you are to share his vision. Is the man you love a King of Wands but abusing the Fire? Check out  8 Types of W*ankers where you’ll find a description of the reversed King of Wands. Pros: If you’re looking for a man to inspire you, this is your guy! He could sell snow to Eskimos. His optimism is extremely contagious. He’s a straight shooter. No second-guessing needed. He’s adventurous and loves to surprise the one he loves. He’s passionate and spontaneous and can make things really sparkle in the bedroom. He’s usually quite lucky. Cons: He can be a bit of a clown and sometimes suffers from foot-in-mouth disease. His spontaneity can go overboard and put himself (his health) and his family at risk (finances). He doesn’t like to feel tied down and is one of the Courtiers most prone to commitment phobia. He can be quite authoritarian and tends to see the world in black and white. Type of date he prefers: Anything spontaneous and active… surprise him! Time from your first date until you introduce him to your parents: Ohhhh… not so sure he wants to meet them at all. If he loves you, he’ll do it for you but only when he’s good and ready. Then again, if you tempt him with borrowing your dad’s yacht for a spontaneous weekend of fun and frolics in the sun… Wedding style: In a far-flung place surrounded by strangers suits him just fine and appeals to his sense of adventure. Type of dad he would make: The goofy side of his personality (it’s quite prominent even when he tries to hide it!) will love playing with the kids. He’ll also be interested in making sure they grow up with the right values and will encourage them to travel at an early age. He’ll want them to grow up to be independent and confident in their abilities. His best match: The Queen of Swords as a) she appreciates his philosophical side  and b) she doesn’t mind getting married far away from her family and friends. His worst match: The Queen of Pentacles who a) usually needs to stay where she has put her roots down and b) values a man who knows how to repair the tractor over a man who travels the world and writes self-help books....

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8 Types of W*nkers

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8 Types of W*nkers

THE 4 KNIGHTS Let’s start with the reversed Knights. Their inner wanker is always close to the surface and doesn’t need much of an invitation to come out to play. These blokes are still young and they wouldn’t know subtle if it hit them in the face. Brimming with over-confidence (read ‘testosterone’) they are eager to put their mark on the world. The Reversed Knight of Wands. It’s no secret that the mark he wants to put on the world is in the form of notches on his bed post. He often has more than one partner on the go and can’t stop himself from flirting. Why should he even need to? He won’t be held accountable for any trespasses – it’s not his fault that he was born irresistible and that women can’t keep their hands off him! Player? Pfffft. He’s just young and sowing his oats! The world should be grateful that he shines the light of the Sun out of all his orifices. Suck it up, suckers! The Reversed Knight of Cups. Moody, brooding, difficult and just a general pain in the *rse. He’s almost always in a bad mood but it’s never his fault. He’s just sensitive and artistic and terribly misunderstood, you see. Yet he has this intensity behind the eyes that draws the ladies in. They seek to ease his suffering. Often quite a lot older than him, they mother him and look after all those boring earthly tasks that his artistic genius shouldn’t have to be bothered with. Manipulative? How dare you suggest such a thing! See, now he’s misunderstood again and off to drown his sorrows in a bottle of cheap red wine. The Reversed Knight of Swords. He is always right. Period. Never mind that he changed his mind just now. He was right then and he is right now and you are always totally wrong. He doesn’t date much. If he trawls the Internet dating sites it’s mostly to find someone to troll and cyber bully. He hates women and doesn’t really try to hide what he thinks of the highly irrational, much weaker sex. Will he ever score? He might occasionally pull because some chick thinks he’s really really clever. Mostly he just rapes women. The Reversed Knight of Pentacles. The thicko of the lot. Definitely more brawn than brains. He covers up his insecurity about lack of intellectual prowess by glassing people or biting their ear off. He likes his women looking like Barbie dolls and assumes that any woman of close to normal intelligence is a Lesbian or worse. You know you’ve accidentally started seeing one of these when you hear the words “What’s an intelligent woman like you doing with a bloke like me?” No matter how great the sex is, you won’t last 48 hours after that sentence has been uttered. THE 4 KINGS Kings...

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