Dating the Queen of Wands

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Dating the Queen of Wands

Although the Queen of Wands can be a total sex kitten, it’s more apt to think of her as a lioness most of the time. This Fire sign lady (usually Leo or Aries) is not a good match for the faint of heart. A natural-born leader, she is more likely to do the opposite of what she is told. You’re meant to follow her, get it? She doesn’t consciously try to overpower others but her natural charm and charisma makes her exude power from every pore. However if you have come across the Shadow variety, you may have a female narcissist on your ands and will probably find B*tch Please (reversed Queens) a more useful read. 😉 Pros: She has the ability to make you forget about your mundane troubles and want to start reaching for the dreams and possibilities instead. She is warm and charming. Her libido is very healthy as she has well-integrated masculine energy. She likes to manage stuff and can often be found running her own business. Celebrations are on the menu pretty much weekly. This Queen is all about celebrating life in general and success in particular. When you walk into a room with this Queen on your arm, you can count on heads turning. She loves a grand entrance with lots and lots of (jealous) attention. Cons: Details are not her cup of tea. She’ll have the vision and the great ideas but she’ll often try to palm off the actual work on somebody else. She does have a bit of a short fuse as well as a penchant for drama. She literally is the ‘drama queen’ of the pack. She has a natural and usually benevolent self-centred nature which makes her very good… sometimes too good at looking out for number one. She can be very blunt about your shortcomings if you get on her wrong side. In this area, the Queen of Swords still has one up on her though. If she’s got it, she will flaunt it and attracting male attention is her life blood so it helps if you’re not the jealous type. Type of date she prefers: Anywhere glamorous and fabulous, darling. If you can impress her by name dropping, by all means go for it. Please don’t take her somewhere where she can’t wear heels! She may not be fastidious or particularly house proud herself but she likes things to sparkle. ‘Diamonds are a girls best friend’ as performed by Marilyn Monroe is very Queen of Wands. How to seduce the Queen of Wands: Does it sparkle? Bring it. Wine and dine her. Don’t be afraid to spread it on thick. She knows she’s worth it. Her best match: The King of Swords, because a) he has a brilliant (sparkly) mind and is often well-connected with higher-ups, and b) he’s the least likely to blow up in a jealous temper tantrum. Her worst match: The Knight...

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Dating the Queen of Swords

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Dating the Queen of Swords

So you have the hots for the Queen of Swords, huh? Want the lowdown and learn how to win her mind? Yes, I said mind. She often considers romantic love too cheesy to consult her heart. That’s not to say she won’t fall in love but it has to make sense to her. The Queen of Swords is usually heavy on the Element of Air in her chart. Her Sun or Rising sign is likely to be Gemini or Libra. She gets off on the subtleties of word usage but sometimes enjoys sarcasm to the point of turning into a bit of a bea-otch. If this is the case, you may find B*tch Please (reversed Queens) to be of more use to you. Pros: She is witty and holds her own in any conversation which definitely helps in a first date scenario. Less of the ‘awkward silence’ moments! She has an opinion about lots of things but is usually tactful enough to avoid coming across as arrogant. She’s too level-headed to fall head over heels in love or start planning what she’s going to name your children after the second date. She’s fair and not prone to emotional manipulation. Least likely to aim for ‘kept woman’ status. Very little reading between the lines is needed… Ah, but you still need to learn what women really mean: Cons: She might struggle with making her mind up and usually don’t mind dating (or talking to) a few guys at the same time. Develop an intelligent strategy to capture her mind if your intent is to capture her heart long-term.  If you’re insecure about your own intellectual prowess, you would do better looking elsewhere. (I.e. if you had to google the meaning of the word prowess.) Also, if you’re the type of guy who thinks a good woman should talk less and cook more, this one’s not for you! Prepare to fork out for meals out and take-aways. Don’t worry, she’ll usually offer to go dutch in the name of fairness and equality. The kitchen simply isn’t her domain, dah-ling – she has more important things to do, don’t you know! She’s not very forgiving. Type of date she prefers: First date would be somewhere quiet where you can talk and get to know each other. If you’re lucky enough to get more than one date, take her somewhere intellectually stimulating or for a hike in Nature if her mind is buzzing and she needs to ground. You probably won’t need to guess which would be the better option as she’s likely to tell you. How to seduce the Queen of Swords: Always remember that her brain is her biggest erogenous zone. She might get off on dirty talk. But make sure you get to know her very well first before you broach the topic. Foot in mouth disease is not something she forgives...

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B*tch Please

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B*tch Please

Following yesterday’s post about the reversed Knights and Kings called 8 Types of W*nkers, it is only fair that we do a post on the reversed Queens too. You may think it’s unfair of me to only write about four different types of bitches when I’ve listed a whopping eight  types of wankers… but then life isn’t fair and I don’t necessarily feel the need to explain myself. Feel free to guess which of the four Queens would have stated that 😉 The Reversed Queen of Wands. The ultimate drama queen. No show can go on without her and she will be centre stage. Upstage her at your own peril! In a relationship, you become her accessory if you are good looking (but not too good looking!) or her bank manager if you are rich. Either way, you play a role to make her star shine brighter. Forget about equality and for chrissake sake don’t embarrass her by not getting your teeth bleached! She learns only from the best and you can expect an autobiography by someone famous for being famous on her bedside table. The Reversed Queen of Cups. Look up the word manipulative in the dictionary and you might find a picture of this Queen under it. She loves to use guilt-inducing tears to get a reaction. She’s a psychic vampire and usually suffers from addiction to both love and substances. Although she does drama quite well, fame is not as important to the Queen of Cups as it is to the Queen of Wands – she’s happy to have her claws in just one person. You just as often find her in the role of victim as vampire, as she relishes any role which requires fully functioning tear ducts. The Reversed Queen of Swords. Yes, all Queens are drama queens and this one does it with her tongue. She can emasculate you in under 2 seconds. Her sharp words are more often than not accompanied by a steely stare. If there is anything at all not 100% right with you, she will find it and point it out to you. Also, in an argument she is always right – especially when she is wrong. Many men end up emigrating after breaking up with this Queen. Sorry guys, but you can’t get away from her! This is one of the most common types of Queens and one of the reasons men. just. stop. talking. The Reversed Queen of Pentacles. The slob of the Queens. She has let herself go and her children’s nappies are overflowing. Perhaps you vaguely remember that meal she cooked for you in 2010? Ah well, you’re used to microwaved TV dinners by now. Forget about personal comfort and happiness and instead make sure that your kids won’t have to have their teeth pulled before they turn three because your wife couldn’t bother brushing...

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