B*tch Please

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B*tch Please

Following yesterday’s post about the reversed Knights and Kings called 8 Types of W*nkers, it is only fair that we do a post on the reversed Queens too. You may think it’s unfair of me to only write about four different types of bitches when I’ve listed a whopping eight ¬†types of wankers… but then life isn’t fair and I don’t necessarily feel the need to explain myself. Feel free to guess which of the four Queens would have stated that ūüėČ...

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8 Types of W*nkers

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8 Types of W*nkers

THE 4 KNIGHTS Let’s start with the reversed Knights. Their inner wanker is always close to the surface and doesn’t need much of an invitation to come out to play. These blokes are still young and they wouldn’t know subtle if it hit them in the face. Brimming with over-confidence (read ‘testosterone’) they are eager to put their mark on the world. The Reversed Knight of Wands. It’s no secret that the mark he wants to put on the world is in...

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Will He Call? The Majors

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Will He Call? The Majors

Totally tongue in cheek… 0. The Fool – Maybe, and if he does, it’ll be when you least expect it. Probably in the middle of Christmas dinner at aunty Margret’s. 1. The Magician. Yes but I wouldn’t trust him quite yet. 2. The High Priestess. No. 3. The Empress. Not a chance. He’s busy getting his leg over with a MILF. 4. The Emperor. Yes, and on time. 5. The Hierophant. If he said he’d call after that slightly awkward first date, he...

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